there should be a way to tell a spider that they built a beautiful web
some of y’all didn’t have a bootleg dvd guy your dad somehow knew growing up and it shows
no but you know what would be nice? experiencing the kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a lesson that I have to mourn over for at least 3 months
basma ghalayini, from the introduction to palestine +100: stories from a century after the nabka
i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
hi im complaining about tiktok again and i know this has been said a million times but i despise how the self-censorship that got really popular on there is quickly becoming the norm. why is my podcast that i listen to that is by and for adults and swears regularly censoring the word “sex” in its episode descriptions on spotify, a platform where they dont even censor officially uploaded song titles for songs like “fuck the pain away.” why are there book blurbs using “unalive” completely in earnest. why are people on twitter writing s3x. youtubers can at least handwave having to bleep terms like “heroin” bc that’s specifically a youtube problem but why in an era where everyone is handwringing about how everything is Literally 1984 do people not seem to care about grown adults gleefully regressing into homestuck typing quirks and ugly babytalk
I think taylor swift might just be some random lady
hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there
my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we’ll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon
in another life i wouldve really liked doing medical malpractice with you








